Archive for the 'Miscellaneous' Category

After the Honeymoon is Over

Thursday, November 4th, 2010

     The honeymoon is over.  It’s inevitable, really.  The honeymoon is sustained by certain chemicals in the brain whose job it is to make us horny so we have lots of sex and procreate.  It’s all about survival of the species.  Once the kids come out, a new set of chemicals kick in.  The new [...]

Unrealistic Expectations

Thursday, May 6th, 2010

I’ve been thinking about all the cases of infidelity among famous people lately. I’ve also been thinking about the Catholic sex abuse scandal. Believe it or not, I think there’s a correlation between the two. Hear me out for a minute, ok? In both cases, unrealistic expectations have been placed on the offending parties. That [...]

Orgasms 201

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010

“Orgasms are like snowflakes; no two are alike, they’re free, they melt in your mouth, and not even the weather forecast can predict when they’ll come.”  Cory Silverberg. I counted eight different types of orgasms last week, then immediately thought of eight more.  Here goes:

The Human Heart in Retrograde

Monday, December 7th, 2009

Astrologically speaking, planets go retrograde all the time.  When a planet is retrograde, it appears to be moving backwards through its orbit.  It never actually moves backwards; instead, it’s moving slower in its orbit around the sun than the earth is moving at that time.  So it’s an optical illusion, which is helpful to remember. [...]

Staying Sane During the Holidaze

Monday, November 30th, 2009

With the Thanksgiving holiday just past here in the U.S., I thought I would address how to maintain balance and abundance while interacting with people who may not see the world the way we do.  (I wrote this last year and liked it so much I thought it was worth repeating.  I hope you agree!!) [...]